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When launching a technical feature, create a character to voice it—customers trust personalities faster than algorithms.
Instacart launched a campaign using licensed characters including Shrek, Scooby-Doo, and other recognizable icons to promote its new AI shopping assistant, according to Marketing Dive. The grocery delivery platform is banking on character-driven familiarity to soften the introduction of algorithmic recommendation technology to millions of shoppers who may distrust or misunderstand AI.
The campaign pairs cartoon personalities with specific use cases for the AI assistant: Shrek might suggest ingredients for a swamp-themed dinner, Scooby-Doo could recommend snacks for a mystery-solving marathon. Each character delivers product suggestions in their voice, framing the AI not as surveillance or manipulation but as a helpful sidekick the user already knows. The creative executes across digital channels where Instacart reaches active shoppers during consideration moments.
This works because it borrows trust. Consumers have spent decades building parasocial relationships with these characters through films, shows, and merchandise. When Shrek endorses a feature, the brain processes it as a recommendation from a known entity, not a cold algorithmic nudge. The character acts as a cultural intermediary, translating the unfamiliar mechanic of machine learning into the familiar frame of a friend suggesting what to buy. Instacart is not asking users to trust AI; it is asking them to trust Shrek, who happens to be powered by AI.
The timing aligns with broader platform anxiety around AI adoption. Shipt, the Target-owned competitor, announced its own AI assistant the same week, signaling that discovery and recommendation engines are now table stakes in grocery delivery. But raw feature parity does not drive usage. Shoppers need a reason to try the assistant once and a reason to return. Characters provide both: initial curiosity and repeated comfort.
For a physical product brand with a modest budget, the steal is this: license or create a mascot that carries the emotional weight your feature cannot. If you are launching a subscription box for dog treats, do not explain the algorithm that personalizes each shipment. Partner with a local pet influencer or illustrator to create a character—say, a cartoon basset hound named Biscuit—who "picks" the treats each month. Feature Biscuit in your email flows, on the shipping insert, in the unboxing video. The character becomes the face of the system, and the system becomes trustworthy because the character is.
You do not need Shrek's licensing budget. You need a character your customer already wants to hear from. If you sell camping gear, that might be a illustrated bear who "recommends" gear based on trail difficulty. If you sell tea, a fictional herbalist from a cozy fictional village. The character does not need backstory or cinematic universe—just enough personality that when it says "try this," the customer feels guided, not sold.
Run the play in three steps. First, define the job your feature does: recommend, personalize, remind. Second, create or license a character whose archetype matches that job—wise, playful, protective. Third, let the character do all customer-facing communication about the feature. Your emails, your app notifications, your product inserts—all voiced by the character, never by the algorithm. The customer opts in to the character, and the feature comes along for the ride.
The broader pattern is abstraction cover. Any time you introduce a feature that feels technical or invasive, wrap it in something cultural and comforting. Instacart is not the first to do this—insurance companies have used geckos and ducks for decades—but the application to AI-driven product recommendation is newly relevant as every commerce platform races to deploy personalization engines that customers do not yet trust.
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